Redman, you ROCK!!!
I always giggle when I open a post like this from you. I love how you spend the time AND effort on the text as well as a carefully done photo retouch.
I actually like the look of the pic, but of course if it were real, I would want to see more angle shots of it. Damn you are funny though. "have to have one by Christmas or else." Damn, you crack me up!!
Keep 'em coming. I for one look forward to these types of posts!!!