[Murphy The Cat]

Originally Posted by Belmont CJ

I think i'll try this one!

1. Of their whole hearted attempt to promote cross border sportsmanship in a recent game of Rugby. Such was the feeling of warmth created by this friendly get together we haggis bashers have penned a small thank you. Appologies to the easily offended.


Ode to the English Rugby Team

Ye come up here tae paradise , tae beat us at your game,
Aw wind and p*ss and full o' sh*t, yer a' the bl**dy same.

Ye caw yersels World champions, the nations most elite,
But Scotland are the greatest noo, cos yuv just been f*ckin 'beat.

A game that wis invented, fur English gentlemen,
No Highland Jocks wie tartan frocks, well bl**dy think again.

A baw that's shapit like an egg, it's jist a stupit farce,
Bit ah suppose it makes it easier, tae ram right up yer a*se.

So git back home an lick yer wounds, yer a buch o stupit fools,
It's time fur you tae cheat again, and change the f*ckin rules.

Rugby,fitba, cricket tae, yer jist a shower o chancers,
Stick tae whit ye dae the best, you Morris f*ckin dancers!!!


2. They never give up in their attempts to pronounce Loch!

When god was creating the earth he said to St. Peter when i create Scotland i'm going to break the mold!

I'm going to make their countryside the most striking the world over, Their rivers clean and pure and the soil perfect for farming. Their air will be fresh, the sea beds full of oil and their produce renowned in every land! They will have a temperate climate (???), no earth quakes or famine and they shall want for nothing.

St. Peter said, " Hold on a secong lord, don't you think you're spoiling them?" To which god replied, "wait 'til you see the neighbours they're getting!"

3. Of their futile attempts to point out that we tend to go on about a sporting victory. The world cup was 40 years ago! Get over it!

Hi Belmont

I love the rhyme. Is it your creation, or one that is doing the rounds ?

Sadly, I don't think that any of your answers fall under the category of "I love the English because", so I'm afraid I'm going to have to disqualify you (& take all the North Sea Oil while I'm at it).

Perhaps saying love the English was to challenging. Mabye.

MTC