[Tibbs]

Any thoughts on creating a Micro Fiber suit? My garage has oil, dust and beer particles in virtually every corner. The grime rate is out of control! I'm far too lazy, and probably a tad too unmotivated to clean it, but if I had a MF'n suit, I'm thinking the entire place will be cleaner than Martha Stewart's cell bunk after just a couple of passes. Not to mention that with a few sumersaults and belly flops I could replinish my spare nuts and bolts drawers.

Come to think of it, if you made some MF'n lingerie, my wife wouldn't have to wash the sheets so often. Or imagine the wonders of a MF'n diaper, never having to change it because the digestively strained strained carrots just cling to the surface! Think of the water savings if you substituted a daily shower with being wiped down by a MF. Amazing!

A line of MF soled shoes could solve America's litter problem virtually overnight. No more crying Indians! Hanging a few MF sheets on a clothesline in L.A. might finally pave the way for the sunset to return to full view as the smog particles are hopelessly caught in a MF'n snare. In fact, if we could refine the MF'n process, shrink it down, condense it, make it more user friendly, reduce the gritty texture, we could invent a tiny little MF that could wipe a hard drive clean! We'll call it Micro Soft!

That said, I use Micro Fiber daily on my eyeglasses, hadn't ever considered it for the car, but now I will. Thanks for the tip! Now I'm an MF'er too!