[Northern Rider]

Good one triple V! I have a windshield banner that says (in backwards print) SLOW DRIVERS KEEP RIGHT

I might just put it on my car. One thing I noticed in driving across the US, Mexico and Canada this past winter was that Mexicans almost never drive slow in the left lane.

In Canada, more and more are driving slow in the left lane, although still the exception rather than the norm. Besides, it is illegal here.

In the US - well . . . What's up with all the slow left lane drivers????? I mean, guys in Suburbans; old farts in Buicks; the list goes on. The Philly - Baltimore - DC area is terrible. It's like running a slalom to try and get anywhere. Are there any laws requiring slow cars to keep right. If so, are they ever enforced?

At one point on the I-95, all lanes ahead had one real slow driver in them. Traffic was crawling at 50 mph with the entire freeway clear ahead. I tried flashing the lights - they were blind! Tried leaning on my air horns - they were deaf! Finally resorted to the racer's bump - at least they weren't numb in the bum! Finally moved over.

Our culture has created a generation of snivelling, selfish, stupid, brain dead zombies . . . Lord help us all!