Hi Oliver, my name is Stephen, and I'm a Hemiholic, too. And I just started!
I've been driving trucks for 15 years. (gotta '04 TurboDiesel F-250 Lariat to die for, and an 4.0L '01 Ranger 4D Stepside that belongs in the centerfold of Used Trucks monthly!) and had not even thought about a
CAR until I saw a 300C in my rearview mirror last fall. WTF is that I asked myself? It's stunning!
Still, I suppresed the urge to walk onto a dealers lot. But the voices kept calling. Finally, 1st of the year, I had to go look up close. "Would you like to test drive one?" the salesman would ask? "
NO THANK YOU!" I'd say and leave with a burning desire to test drive that sucker in my heart.
Weeks passed.
Finally, while March was roaring in like a lion, "Would you like to drive one?". In my best Jim Carey Liar Liar imitation I said "y, ye, yesssssss!"
OMG Oh this is is
almost as good as, well, you know.
So I test drove another, and another, and another. <hangs head>
And then
I HAD TO HAVE ONE!
OK? There! I admit it! I'm a Hemiholic and I had to have one. So sue me! Except, I'm forty big ones poorer so you won't get as much as if you'd sued me in January.
So there. I'm a Hemiholic, and I'm PROUD OF IT! So How's that? I don't need your help. I keep walking out to the garage and staring at her (it, IT, it's a CAR for cryin' out loud) but I don't need your help! I'm a grown man fer cryin out loud!
Which grill should I go with? Do I want to add headers, cat back, or glasspacks? (All? Naw, it's not an SRT8! You
DOGS!)
Did I mention
I LOVE THIS CAR?
I need another Heineken....
