[Rambit]

Ya know, I think I've changed my mind. We're quite fortunate to have this wonderful resource here. We can call you the answer man. Here's a few more I've always wanted to ask someone, but was afraid to ask.

1. Do chickens have lips? I never got up close and personal with one to get down and check it out.

2. If they do have lips, would KFC sell them?

3. If KFC did sell chicken lips and chickens did have lips, how many lips would there be in a bucket of chicken lips. I'm thinking that's a lot of chickens that would have to donate their lips if they had them just to fill one bucket.

4. Speaking of chickens, do chickens piss? Has anyone actually witnessed the act of a chicken pissing first hand? Do they even have the parts to piss from? They must crap cuz all you ever hear when you're trying to get someone to do something they don't really wanna do is, "C'mon you chicken chit", but why is it that no one ever says, C'mon you chicken piss"? I know I've stepped in chicken chit, but I can't say I've ever stepped in chicken piss. Stepping in chicken piss wouldn't piss me off as much as stepping in chicken crap though, cuz that's a major piss off.

That's all the chicken questions I have right now. I'm sure I could think of more if I really put my mind to the task though. I do have one other question completely aside from chickens. It's a biggie for me too.

If teflon is a coating to prevent say eggs from sticking to a pan, what makes it stick to the pan itself? You'd think it would slip right off. Well, after reading this I guess it is somewhat of a chicken related question after all unless we were talking about Robin eggs, but who's likely to fry them up in a frying pan? The difference being is the chicken question came before the egg question, which naturally brings me to my final question...

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? I know my chicken questions came before my egg question, but it's the same thing only different.

Feel free to answer as many of these as you can. No one will ever say, "haha the yolks on you".

Jeez, one final one...

Do we say over easy or easy over???

Bernie