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Originally Posted by watsonofearnock
There's an old mining village in upper Lanarkshire called Sanquhar - I have a strong feeling that Maude actually lives there and there could well be a ditty penned entitled "There was a wee ******** frae Sanquhar" ........ Perhaps he did dirty things with a Banker!!
Cheers John
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or how about
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'An old question-answerer from Sanquhar
Fell truly, madly, deeply in love with a car
But the Model T wasn't impressed
With his tool box or his string vest
And the fact he was a total w*nk**'
... just joking....