Divorce Lawyer????

dubs melbourne · 10-09-2009, 08:05 AM

Boys I’ve just been busted! Not with another women and no not with a man, but I’ve been busted with no car. See I just got married (well 9 months ago) and cause work was so busy at the time I couldn’t take time off for the honeymoon so I promised the wife that we will save up and go to Europe for our one year anniversary (work out the math in 3 months time) so I’ve been good, saving heaps of cash and not shopping on ebay ect. Until the day I smashed two of my rims every since that day the temptation of buying new rims have been at an all time high I have done everything in my power to prevent myself from dipping my hand into the cookie jar everything from even going onto 300forums so I wouldn’t see other 300c done up. Well I’m week as piss I didn’t just dip one hand into the cookie jar I dipped both plus I went back for seconds. New rims and tyres, Dub edition floor mats new vip 300c front grill, Welded on eyelids moulds taken off and I think that’s it.

I have under estimated the wife I thought I could get away with this. I thought she wouldn’t notice the 300c missing but after 3 days she is onto me like a rash. Today I was asked the question “were is your car?” I stuttered a bit and before I could say anything she said “Europe is in 3 months If u spent our money on the car and we can’t afford to go, I won’t forgive u ever” Boy’s I’m ****ed! I’m worse then a junkie I just couldn’t help myself. To make matters worse she has our wedding pic on the wall at home with the 300 in it so she knows what it looks like. Help I need a good lawyer.

**yamabob** · 10-09-2009, 08:23 AM

Friggin priceless!!!

It's easy. Right before you pick up the car ask her" Honey,is my happiness important to you?" She should answer yes. " Then leave and get the car. When you return just say " You've made me the happiest man!" Kiss her on the cheek and run like hell. If she says your happiness isn't #1,well there ya go.
Do you have a rear spoiler to go along with the wheels?
Just pray you can run faster scared than she can mad

CSand78 · 10-09-2009, 08:32 AM

I'll keep you in my prayers!!! If this is your first marriage, congrats on the 9-10 month mark. My first marriage only lasted 8 months.

**Rambit** · 10-09-2009, 08:49 AM

They say the first year is the roughest. You've got 3 more months of joy left.

Bernie

**yamabob** · 10-09-2009, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Rambit

They say the first year is the roughest. You've got 3 more months of joy left.

Bernie

3 months left only if that's how long the car stays in the shop!

**Rambit** · 10-09-2009, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by yamabob

3 months left only if that's how long the car stays in the shop!

Yeah, but he'll be used to marriage by then...haha!!!

Bernie

**yamabob** · 10-09-2009, 09:51 AM

No one is ever really used to it!!

**Rambit** · 10-09-2009, 10:13 AM

Yeah, you just get used to saying "yes dear".

Bernie

**yamabob** · 10-09-2009, 10:16 AM

Not to hijack too much but answer me this

Most people say they marry their best friend. I call BS. Lock your wife and your dog in your trunk for an hour. When you open it, who's the one happy to see you.
148 times in a row it was my dog

wog boy · 10-10-2009, 05:42 AM

haha i know your angle, just blew $625 on a new tyre as I slit mine just beside my side wall with still 75% tread left from a pot hole or a sharp edged driveway I think, cook reckons I wasted my money as she uses the HEMI as her daily now and doesn't want the 24's fitted. I still haven't been on a honeymoon either a 2 yr old a 4yr old doesn't help the cause as they both like to run a muck here let alone away on holidays

Just curious Dubs?? How come you didn't end up getting an Insurance Claim when you curbed them the other day??

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