No more questions

[Maude L.T. Ford]

yet another bloody question about chipping, or remapping, or are we going to meet up this summer or, how do I make my headlights work on auto, or how do I improve my MPG, or why do my wheels keep rusting away, or should I pull fuse 11? its all so DULL

I have forgotten more about the 300C than you lot will ever know, so how about "a question for Maude L.T. Ford ?"

go on ask me ANYTHING, about 300C's (especially really nerdy electrical questions), my model T, or even better about news, sport, sex (including fetish), the K-T boundary, ANYTHING.

I dare you !

[steelblue300c]

Ok, I got one for you! If the wheels are Alloy why do you call it rusting away ?

[John W]

Originally Posted by Maude L.T. Ford

yet another bloody question about chipping, or remapping, or are we going to meet up this summer or, how do I make my headlights work on auto, or how do I improve my MPG, or why do my wheels keep rusting away, or should I pull fuse 11? its all so DULL

I have forgotten more about the 300C than you lot will ever know, so how about "a question for Maude L.T. Ford ?"

go on ask me ANYTHING, about 300C's ( especially really nerdy electrical questions), or even better about news, sport, sex (including fetish), the K-T boundary, ANYTHING.

I dare you !

Dear Maude, welcome to the forum and thank you for your offer to answer any questions about the 300C. Given that you mention the topic I would be interested to know have you ever had sex in a 300 (diesel or petrol engine)?and were you on your own at the time?

[PureEnjoyment]

Originally Posted by John W

Dear Maude, welcome to the forum and thank you for your offer to answer any questions about the 300C. Given that you mention the topic I would be interested to know have you ever had sex in a 300 (diesel or petrol engine)?and were you on your own at the time?

LOL

[watsonofearnock]

Well said John W. Your politeness is astounding and as usual your courtesy to the fore. Welcome Maude (are you a trans-sexual as would be indicated by your choice of name). Generally we are a pleasant and happy crowd on here and your OTT abrasive attitude is somewhat off putting.
Cheers John

[Rambit]

Don't feed the troll!

Bernie

[Rambit]

What the hell. I'll play the dumb game just once:

1. Where (what plant) and on what date was the first Model T assembled?

2. How many years were they built?

3. How many with the Model T engine were built?

4. What was the last year the Model T was built?

5. Who bought it and for how much?

6. What colour was it?

7. What was the recommended tire psi?

Bernie

[debster]

what happened to the 300C know it all ??? Answer all questions person
I'm outta here.
Damn!!

[Rambit]

All talk, no action. Another Ormand. Such a tool...haha.

Bernie

[bluepearlcee!]

OK ... heres one; why doesn't my memory recall work.... steering column doesn't go into memorized position, #1 or #2 position? 2007 300C 5.7, position 2 used to work but now neither works... what's up? Door switch or key remote are inop.