I've come up with the 2 competitions. both of which contrast each other.
1. The scabbiest wheels challenge cup.
2. The Best voted turned out car trophy tray.
Rules:
Challenge Cup: Anyone caught deliberately sand papering wheels, prior to even start will be instantly disqualified. Deliberate Curbing, grinding or filing is also disallowed. Picking off loose laquer will be allowed, but excessive picking may be seen as deliberate sabotage, resulting in a disqualification. Scantilly clad young ladies in short skirts and stilloe heels are allowed to pick as much laquer off as the judge deems fit, or until his head explodes.
Trophy Tray: In the style of Scrapheap Challenge, 1 hours tinkering time will be allowed, however, trade polishing secrets have to be divulged to other competitors, other wise, this could be construde as empire building, resulting in an instant disqualification. No soap sodden babes in bikinis will be allowed to wash cars, unless we can all get inside 1st.
Prizes will be awarded at the Woolaston Inn around 3pm (maybe earlier if the weather is poor)
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