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E-mail from Susan.
E-mail from Susan.
> >
> > I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
> >
> > One is engaged,one is a mistress, and of course I have been
> > married to Ian for 20+ years.
> >
> >
> > We were chatting about our relationships and decided to
> > amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels
> > and a mask over our eyes We agreed to meet in a few days to
> > exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
> >
> >
> > My engaged friend:
> >
> > The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a
> > black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
> >
> > He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
> > I love you.'
> >
> > Then we made love all night long.
> >
> >
> > The mistress:
> >
> > Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
> > was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes
> > and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say
> > a word, but we had wild sex all night.
> >
> > >
> > Then I had to share my story:
> >
> > When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice,
> > black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
> >
> > As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
> > "What's for dinner, Batman?"
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