sorry.

[simtso]

hello to everyone here at 300c forums site.
sorry that i havent made any posts at this time but i have been reading and learning a lot from all the members different posts. the reason i have no posts is because i still don't have my 300c. i was supposed to get one early spring but i ran in to some setbacks, my kitchen was completely burnt down, and on top of that problem which happened early spring, i just got out of the hospital, went in and removed my gall bladder with the stones, and ran in to complications, accute pancreatitis, where the enzyme level in my pancreas reached 2000, normal level is 50. i spend 9 days in intensive care, and while there i got the c-diff virus, which is the runs.... imagine not being able to get out of bed and having the runs . in one day i had 40 bowel movements...
i had a bed pan taped to my but...so after a total of 3 weeks in the hospital and 30 pounds lighter i am home and getting stronger. looking to get my 300c in september if all goes well. for now i still drive me 1996 intrepid. i will be posting more in the future, and maybe when i gain enough knowledge, help some members out, i love this site, very good people and very informative, you will be reading more posts from me in the future, thanks to all the members for all the great reading on this great site......

[GoofyTimL]

Well.... um.... WELCOME (I think!) from our LXs in the Mid-Ohio River Valley of West Virginia.

You may be the first 300C owner that needs a "sitz bath" mod in the driver's seat! LOL

You've had quite the year so far... here's to hoping the future will be much brighter and you'll have many miles of enjoyment in your 300C to be.

[Rambit]

Way too much information on the BM's for my comfort. My anus hurts just thinking about it. Forty a day eh? That's an average of 1.666666 an hour!!! Man that sucks. Hope you're all over your medical problems now and get back to normal real soon. Hey, don't let the fact you haven't got your car yet slow you down. Keep posting and asking questions.

Bernie

[GoofyTimL]

Originally Posted by Rambit

.... That's an average of 1.666666 an hour!!! Man that sucks. ....

Bernie... at that rate I'm pretty sure it "blows" vs. sucks! LOL

But... I don't want to make a stink about it!

[DJR77]

Welcome to the forums. After about 20 bowel movements you must have been shooting blanks.

[Rambit]

Originally Posted by GoofyTimL

Bernie... at that rate I'm pretty sure it "blows" vs. sucks! LOL

But... I don't want to make a stink about it!

Haha. I was going to write that, but changed my mind. When I was in Ethiopia I got it so bad it literally blew out...haha. Hurts a lot too and you tend to move forward, probably from back pressure propulsion. Everyone had it and the morning conversation was comparing how many times you sh!t yourself. Man, even the goats had it!!! Like they say, sh!t happens. Sucks, I mean blows...haha.

Bernie

[simtso]

thanks for all the laughs guys, yes i was shooting blanks at one point, thats one reason that i decided on the hemi, i might have to get to a toilet real quick... lol

[Rambit]

Originally Posted by simtso

thanks for all the laughs guys, yes i was shooting blanks at one point, thats one reason that i decided on the hemi, i might have to get to a toilet real quick... lol

Haha. i was hoping you'd take it the right way. The toilet thing helped a guy out from getting a speeding ticket on Charger forums a while back. Seems like the cop had to go on a more urgent case as the turtle was poking his head out if you know what I mean.

Bernie

[Rambit]

Forgot to mention diarrhea is hereditary. Yeah, it runs in the jeans...haha. Maybe to kill some time till you get your car you could start a new thread just about diarrhea jokes. It's one way to "pass" the time away.

Bernie

[simtso]

lol bernie, ooops, got a run..........