There it was...GONE!!!

**Rambit** · 09-01-2005, 10:16 PM

I just noticed the thread from jFaulkner selling the SRT8 is GONE. It was magical the way it happened. There's no trace of him around, not even Silver Steel metallic flakes. It's almost like he never even existed. Was it just a dream I had or what?

Jeez, I was one of the few who read his other comments slamming Canadians in general & steve88 in particular. I don't know if it's true or not, but he said Steve had these big fat fingers, kinda like bratworst sausages I guess, minus the knuckles. He wanted Steve to move so far up north, to a place where there was no internet.

Now I'll never know if Steve really does have fat fingers. Imagine trying to zip your fly up or button your shirt with those things. What's the scoop Steve? Zilla, did you notice anything funny about them?

Rambit

goddardzilla · 09-03-2005, 02:16 PM

Man it's a good job I took time to read this, I've been very very busy with other things lately.

Can report that Steve88's fingers are soooo thin that I began to worry. I was concerned he was not making enough money and was not getting enough to eat. I even considered trying to talk him in to becomming a piano player.

I hope this Faulkner guy is not in the New Orleans area and our 42 member Canadian volunteer search and rescue team there, has the option of rescuing his sorry a** or NOT.

Just my opinion.

**Rambit** · 09-03-2005, 04:03 PM

Now I'm really confused. One says he's got fat fingers, another says his fingers are so thin they've only got one side. Is there any hair on them Zilla or is it just like the "skin" of a sausage? Notice if he had knuckles or not? We gotta get some pics of those things. Maybe NR can come up with one from his archives.

Maybe he has Salad Fingers

Rambit

**Northern Rider** · 09-03-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rambit

Now I'm really confused. One says he's got fat fingers, another says his fingers are so thin they've only got one side. Is there any hair on them Zilla or is it just like the "skin" of a sausage? Notice if he had knuckles or not? We gotta get some pics of those things. Maybe NR can come up with one from his archives.

Maybe he has Salad Fingers

Rambit

Hmmmm . . . wish I'd seen the post.

Could sausage fingers be in this group?

Or here . . .

Maybe he was confused and meant Zilla fingers:

or was it chicken fingers????

....now I'm confused - and hungry!

goddardzilla · 09-03-2005, 08:47 PM

Here's the true skinny or fatty on the fingers.

Steve "five fingers" Desjardins member of the Chrysler salesteam mob: about to "convince" me to buy the SRT8 ....

Me listening intently to "the deal"

And finally Frank "the figures" - business manager

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I got what I deserved: a fast getaway car previously driven by an exec. from "Head Office"

Steve Desjardins · 09-08-2005, 08:16 PM

this is awful!!! my fingers aren't fat. I guess I have piano fingers according to zilla.

Mr.DJ · 09-09-2005, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rambit

Now I'm really confused. One says he's got fat fingers, another says his fingers are so thin they've only got one side. Is there any hair on them Zilla or is it just like the "skin" of a sausage? Notice if he had knuckles or not? We gotta get some pics of those things. Maybe NR can come up with one from his archives.

Maybe he has Salad Fingers

Rambit

That cartoon is rather disturbing...but, in an interesting kind of way.