Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder and almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top. (She was not happy.) By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up into my yard.”
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HEMI + AWD = OMG
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That's great! I had someone write this little jingle on my Facebook page today and thought I would share it with everyone...
T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the garage, not a creature was stirring not even the Dodge. The slicks were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nick would fill them with air. With Pa in his kerchief, a striking couple I'd say, we had just settled down for a romp in the hay. When out in the street there rose such a noise, I sprang from the bed & tripped over our toys. A rat powered Camaro had turned up our street looking for Hemi's it thought it could beat. He yelled from the window,"lets go race" I knew the old Hemi would show him is place. I fired up the Dodge & up the street I ran. Heck, this race was over before it began. The burnout was strong & familiar the smell, this Camaro had drawn the Hemi from hell. We both launched our cars, strong as could be, but it wasn't long my taillights he'd see. As I slammed it in fourth with all of my might, I saw the Camaro had wound his too tight. The race was over we had settled the score, the rat powered Camaro was heard of no more. The legend lives on in our hearts & our minds, the Hemi has beat cars of all kinds. As I closed the garage door, I patted its ass, for all of its power, the Dodge also has class. As I jumped back in bed, said a voice out of sight,"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night."
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