Europe to get LWB 300C Touring!

[Redman]

Despite rumors to the contrary, DCX is actively pursuing external projects with the design firm CWW to make its products more "European". Driven by an intense desire to raise Chrysler's share of the continental automotive market up from its current 0.7% share, President Dieter Zetsche today announced the first of these efforts, a new variant of the Chrysler 300C Touring, at a news conference in Stuttgart. "Yeah, ist longa, yah." he replied to inquiring newsmen, "Mit eine langest section in da mittle, kannen sie haben Größerer Fussraum, nein?" Exactly what he meant remains unclear, but not so the additional 20 inches in wheelbase and luxury seating it affords German sensibilities. Clearly Chrysler is out to grab market share, something this new Hemi Startech Touring is bound to achieve.

[joey]

Babel Fish Translation
Mit eine langest section in da mittle, kannen sie haben Größerer Fussraum, nein

In English:
With one is enough for section in there averages, cans it has larger floor space, no

Yep, still remains unclear.

[HEMEEE]

That's really a stretch!

[Northern Rider]

Originally Posted by Redman

Clearly Chrysler is out to grab market share, something this new Hemi Startech Touring is bound to achieve.

The rich and famous of Europe are already scnapping them up. Pinnoccio was heard commenting, "...gives me that extra bit of room I need". The Startech was right up the alley for the 7 Dwarfs. Ms. Red R. Hood commeted upon delivery, "Eat my Hemi dust, Wolf!" Similarly, Cindy Rella, upon trading in a pumpkin and some mice said, "This Hemi's such a ball." Not everyone ordered a full load,"I like the rapid acceleration when you've got to get out of the way quickly," said Chicken Little, "... but no moonroof for me".

It looks like DC's dream of world conquest is one tiny step closer.

[Hemi_Hombre]

My grandfather, who lives in Frankfurt, has one of these bad boys on order......it's in BX status as of yesterday!!!

[buck]

I hope they put some of that extra space in the trunk. As for the looks, I'll reserve my judgment for when I see it.