Helping a "poor" brother out... sort of...

[GoofyTimL]

From another thread, concerning a certain red 300C...

Originally Posted by kevenj

I'm appointing Tim chairman of the fundraiser for my Inferno Red Heritage edition! (You get to make the first contribution, Tim )

Ode for kevenj
Poor kevenj up Idaho way
Has all kind of "parts," but dreams bigger some day.
So he's asked for donations to bring him some cheer
That he might see a Heritage become his in a year.

I guess I'm the chairman, at his request no less,
So I'm asking you all with some coin him to bless.
So if you are daring (I mean caring), you can send them to me
And I promise to tally them most graciously.

Now if you're still reading, I'm sure you'll agree
This sounds kind of goofy, just coming from me.
And it is... I'm just trying to grant his bequest...
So lets dig down deep and nickel & dime him to death!

*(Spoken very rapidly)
No portion of this plea is intended to be taken seriously. However, cash is always acepted with proper ID and a notarized note from your nearest relative! We can not transfer or refund any amount.

Not valid in any state (or country) where gullibility is outlawed, or where 300Cs are mistaken as Bentleys. No animals were harmed in the production of this verse, and no real fur flew either. No trees were cut, no owl habitat was destroyed, no walk-abouts were curtailed, and no new oil reserves were tapped.

Any resemblance to reality or the esires of the real kevenj (past or present) is simply coincidental and purely unintentional!