Everything Has A Gender

[roaringmouse]

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.


1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it
takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
course, there's that hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
keeps trying!

[Rambit]

Hey, I got a feeling a roaringmouse is a female cuz she's always right...haha.

Rambit

[roaringmouse]

Originally Posted by Rambit

Hey, I got a feeling a roaringmouse is a female cuz she's always right...haha.

Rambit

[Rambit]

Originally Posted by roaringmouse

I'm confused myself. What I meant is, it's all true stuff and we all know women are always right.

Rambit