Nice Deck

[Rambit]

Danno, they even wrote a song about your big deck:

Artist/Band: Cledus T. Judd
Lyrics for Song: Willie's Got A Big Deck
Lyrics for Album: Cledus Envy
Paula Jo Taylor/Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark Taylor Legacy Publishing (ASCAP)/ Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)

Whoa uh what time is it 6:30 in the morning my gosh...
WILLIE, Willie!!!
What are you doing over there?
Building the Taj Mahal?
It's Sunday morning!
It's 6:30!
Can't that wait till Monday?
What are you putting up over there a log cabin?
God I wish he'd move

Yeah

I bought a little house in a west side neighborhood
The girls came over to party life is good
Till Willie moved in next door and he's made my life a wreck
Now the girls are always over at Willie's cause Willie's got a big deck

WITH

A hot tub on it
And the girls really want it
There's a band playing and lots of thong bikinis
There's a barbeque grill in the corner and they're eatin' weenies
Check out the blonde on the hot tub ladder
I guess it just goes to show size does matter
Willie's got a big deck...

I decided to get some redecoratin done
I got some plants made sure they were well hung
I thought a long hot tanning bed might do the trick
But all I got was this tan and Willie's got a big deck

WITH

Hot babes on it
And they know how to flaunt it
In those itsy bittsy teeny weeny yellow dental floss bikinis
They're drinking frou frou drinks with umbrellas and they're burning tikis
Check out the twins on the hot tub ladder
I guess it just goes to show size does matter
Cause Willie's got a big deck

Well
If you can't beat 'em might as well join 'em
And that's exactly what I did
Now me and Big Willie and I are the best of friends
And some day I'm gonna be like him
Cause Willie's got a big deck

WITH
My tanning bed on it
And the girls really want it
The hot tub's bubbling over with thong bikinis
They're funnelin beer and sippin martinis
There's a nekkid redhead everybody's staring at her
Willie showed us all size does matter
Cause Willie's got a big deck

Hey you know mine might not be as big as Willie's but it's...uh...all I got...
You know I was thinking about adding on what do they call it?
Like an add-a-deck-tomy? Whew that's a lot of wood right there...

BIG DECK

Rambit

[bruno]

As I said, just what I thought...

[srt8danno]

Originally Posted by bruno

danno,
I don't have any idea what your conversation is about. I'm sure it has something to do with that video link but can't waste my time downloading it on a slow dial-up. Therefore, I won't be able to dialogue with you regarding the content.

Now that is a real shame you can’t see the video about a man’s deck. It’s a heartwarming story of male bonding while discussing the size of their decks. I’m sure while you were in prison similar discussions were held around the various cells. Men in prison dream of getting a large deck one day. They envision the hordes of neighbors and beautiful women and men that will one day be on their deck. For some the dream of getting a deck is all that keeps them going in their daily grind.

Sadly for you bruno a large deck is a foreign concept. Being raised with a small deck may have bruised your ego. All your friends laughed and make fun of your small deck, while they all had huge decks. No one knows better than you the callousness young children can have while poking fun about your deck size. Don’t let it get you down about how small your deck is. So what if your wood isn’t as hard as it once was. Since you let the guys in the neighborhood touch your deck you should have no trouble keeping your wood nice and firm.

[Rambit]

You have to constantly rub the wood, kinda like polishing it to whip new life into an old deck. If you let it go too long the wood just softens and your deck becomes useless. It can also just dry up and fall off on you, hopefully not while someone's on it at the time. Gotta keep your deck up.

Rambit

[Rambit]

Word for the wise. Keep your deck in shape at all cost. I''ve seen some that were neglected and had to be splinted cuz the deck became so soft and when someone was on it, the splint breaks. It sucks especially when someone's taking in the view of Uranus.

Rambit

[bruno]

This is what I wake up to?? I just know you both are anxiously waiting for me to say what I think about your innuendoes....

[Rambit]

Danno, don't you just hate it when someone makes fun of your deck? It seems the deckless ones are the worst. You know the kind. You tell them you have a very large deck, they beg to see it and insult you by saying it's not that big. Kinda deflates your ego. Truth be known is that they'd love to dance and spin on it. It sucks when pretend they wouldn't wanna be on your deck, especially in the company of others.

Rambit

[Rambit]

Don't forget to keep your deck protected at all times. he newest stuff on the market goes on very easily and rubberises it. Probably about the best protection available. It's also easier on the dog when they have to lick it clean and you'll find the raccoons won't gnaw on your deck as much.

Rambit

[Rambit]

Is someone on your deck right now danno? Are you planning a deck party this weekend? Someone in this thread said they saw Uranus last night and enjoyed it a lot. They said it was a very romantic scene mainly because others were on your deck at the time and everyone was having fun.

Rambit

[Rambit]

Just wondering if you working on enlarging your deck danno. I heard you're gonna have a lot of people on it tonight. Are you gonna put protection on it this time? I also heard that tonight's a perfect night for staring at Uranus.

Rambit