Jesus is watching you! - Page 7

own2vettes · 07-16-2007, 08:57 PM

A K9 police officer had a highly trained German Shephard as his police dog. The dog responded to every verbal command and was a trained, precision killer. He had raised and trained the dog since he was a pup. Unfortunately, the dog eventually grew old and passed away. He had made the decision that he would raise and train another pup. He instructed his wife to go to the local pet shop and select another fine pup one day while he was working.

She proceeded to the store and explained to the shop-keeper what she was looking for. He grinned and explained that he had something even better and deadlier than the dog she was interested in. He led her into a back room. The room was bare except for a table with a perch on which stood this magnificant parrot. "What the heck is that?" she asked. "That is a Parrot Pitango" he replied. "Are you joking?" she asked. "Not at all" was his coy reply. "Observe" he added. He looked at the parrot and exclaimed "PARROT PITANGO.......THE TABLE!!!!". With that, the parrot swooped down and demolished the table it was perched on. "PARROT PITANGO......THE DOOR!!!" the shop-keeper shouted out. The bird proceeded to make tooth-picks out of the door with its intense viscious attack. After the dust settled, the woman stood there with her jaw open. "I'll take it!!!" she exclaimed.

Her husband came home anxious to see the new pup. He was schocked to find that his wife had bought this parrot. "What the hell is this?" he asked. "This is the most awesomely trained law enforcement animal you will ever come across" she confidently answered. "Are you joking?!?!" he barked back. "A flippin' parrot?!?!". "This is no ordinary parrot, dear. This is a Parrot Pitango" she cooly replied. His temper rose as he replied "Parrot Pitango??? PARROT PITANGO?!?!?!"

"PARROT PITANGO MY ASS!!!!!"