Baby Swapped as Deposit for a Car

[Spectre]

This was in the news today. Apparently someone swapped her baby as a deposit for a Dodge Intrepid in Colorado! what is this world coming to?

[AussieHemi]

Hope they got a good trade in price.

[Spittin Game]

Originally Posted by AussieHemi

Hope they got a good trade in price.

hahahahaha

[Hemi57]

With the price of fuel on the rise again no doubt someone will leave a baby as a surety for a tank of petrol one of these days.

[CplDaugherty]

It was because the DAMN THING WOULDN'T SHUT UP!!!!!!

lol j/k... what a bunch of slack-jawed yocals.

How does that coversation even come up?

"Well Mr and Mrs Johnson, we've got you down to $150 a month but we'll need a downpayment of at least $3000"
"Well tarnation! We ain't got no $3000, would you consider takin this here youngin as payment? We've got six more at home and to be honest I done ain't been attached to this one."
"I'm going to have to check with my manager, I'll be right back"
"Well ok, tell him if he needs more, I'll go pick a couple of them up and be back lickity split!"
10 min later...
"The manager says 1 will do Mr. Johnson"
"Wellllllll Yeeeeeeeeehaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!!! You hear that darlin? We're getting us an Intrepid just like all those fancy city folk!"
End Scene.

[CplDaugherty]

It's a gift... what can I say?

[srt8danno]

Trading a baby for a car….now we’ve really stooped to new lows! I can’t believe the mother could readily give up a child like that. No maternal extinct what so ever.

However, now that its income tax season I would like to borrow some children for their deduction.