I found it funny

[Derek Mc]

A man comes home from work and finds a parcel ripped open on the floor,,
on looking around he see's his african grey parrot on its perch looking a bit sheepish and not talking like it normally did ,,
on inspecting the parcel he found it was his viagra, and in a fit of rage ,grabs his parrot and throws it in his freezer,,
on finishing some chore's he realizes he's left the parrot in the freezer for over an hour,and in a panic he runs over and opens the door to be amazed at the parrot not only still alive but sweating ..
he asks his parrot whatswith the heavy sweating, and the parrot retorts


" do you know how hard it is to open the legs on a frozen turkey??"