Diagnosed with SRS - Need Your Help!

[Northern Rider]

I finally was informed that my persistant symptoms are indeed SRS. Now, I am aggressively looking into treatment options for SRS. This ailment affects millions of others aside from me.

Symptoms manifest themselves in the form of agitation, irritability, sleeplessness. Sufferers can also experience obsession; bizarre fantasizing, and prolonged stiffening of appendages. Popular treatments have some undesirable side-effects such as decreased vision, acne, follicle generation on the anterior surface of the hands, and dementia.

Given the risks of these remedies, my quest for relief for Sperm Retention Syndrome must press on . . . My focus is on physiotherapy with an experienced therapist. I am advised that my disease has progressed to the chronic stage and that sessions may need to frequent and over a long period of time. Unfortunately, my health care plan does not cover physiotherapy.

So here I am on the forum, hoping that my fellow members can point this member in the right direction.

[Rambit]

I only know of it as DSB - Deadly Sperm Buildup. It's what causes the whiteness in your eyes. Too much will cause them to become completely white. Other parts may turn blue, so have a look...haha.

Other symptoms include not having enough skin left to close your eyes. Some have tried www.match.com with varied success.

Bottom line is you ain't alone!!!

Bernie

[vvv90]

I'm sorry to hear about this. I've heard others suffering from this and I hope I never do.

Take 2 of these and call me in the morning.

[Big Bob]

Preferably a Psyc Nurse............This way she can help both heads...

[Northern Rider]

Originally Posted by Big Bob

Preferably a Psyc Nurse............This way she can help both heads...

Oh, oh . . . you're gettin' me into big trouble, Big Bob!

Originally Posted by vvv90

I'm sorry to hear about this. I've heard others suffering from this and I hope I never do.

Take 2 of these and call me in the morning.

Ok, send the presciption over, Matt . . . and don't expect a call in the morning - or anytime soon.

I hope both of you are pointing this member in the right direction . . . .

[vvv90]

Originally Posted by Northern Rider

I hope both of you are pointing this member in the right direction

THAT is some funny sh!t right there!

[Big Bob]

Originally Posted by Northern Rider

Oh, oh . . . you're gettin' me into big trouble, Big Bob!

I hope both of you are pointing this member in the right direction . . . .

Just follow the direction.....of my Avatar!....

[HEMEEE]

However, Nurse Linda, usually very understanding in matters of health and welfare, has determined that you have been misdiagnosed.
In reality, you are a hypochondrriac and Nurse Linda has the same advice for you that so many others with the same symptomatic complaints before you have received through the ages...









But I hope you feel better soon.... sincerely!

[Rambit]

No sympathy here for us here tonignt Pat. I'm going to the movies - NWS: Revenge of The Shroud! Now Playing. It is Friday night ya know.

Bernie

[Northern Rider]

i feel so rejected . . .

Too depressed to watch a movie . . .

Boy, I've gotta get a grip on myself . . .