The Official Thread to BS with Hemi Addict!

[bruno]

Originally Posted by Rambit

Same goes for me buddy.

Hey bruno, shouldn't you be at school?

Bernie

Nope! Kids return next week and I'm exempt from today's meetings since I attended all mine yesterday. But, I will need to be back tomorrow for more meetings and room preparation. Why are you watching my back?????????

[Rambit]

Someone has to watch for snakes. seen any today?...haha.

Bernie

[bruno]

Originally Posted by Rambit

Someone has to watch for snakes. seen any today?...haha.

Bernie

You are obviously suffering form Ophidiophobia with your fixation and irrational fears! I would love to pack up a box of them and ship them to you as a surprise. There is nothing to fear! Plus, I haven't seen any for over 3 years.

[Rambit]

Originally Posted by bruno

You are obviously suffering form Ophidiophobia with your fixation and irrational fears! I would love to pack up a box of them and ship them to you as a surprise. There is nothing to fear! Plus, I haven't seen any for over 3 years.

Jeez you're slow today. I meant local ones.

Bernie

[Hemi Addict]

Oh things are going great with me and the GF, things have gotten to a new level, I forgot to mention she used the "L" word a couple days ago. I am doing well, I'm not a quiter so I'll do whatever I can to keep my car, If it comes down to it in the end I will get rid of it but hopefully it won't come to that. I just found out that my oldest sister just had her a little baby girl named Lauren, she's the first granddaughter in our family so everyones really excited. she's 10lbs 4oz. I'll likey take the GF down either today or tomorrow since I won't be at work very long tomorrow and she doesn't work fridays. She wants to meet the family.

[Rambit]

Originally Posted by Hemi Addict

Oh things are going great with me and the GF, things have gotten to a new level, I forgot to mention she used the "L" word a couple days ago. I am doing well, I'm not a quiter so I'll do whatever I can to keep my car, If it comes down to it in the end I will get rid of it but hopefully it won't come to that. I just found out that my oldest sister just had her a little baby girl named Lauren, she's the first granddaughter in our family so everyones really excited. she's 10lbs 4oz. I'll likey take the GF down either today or tomorrow since I won't be at work very long tomorrow and she doesn't work fridays. She wants to meet the family.

First of all buddy congrats on becoming an uncle!!!

The L word = potential entrapment. Be careful out there. It's too early for the E word because it leads to the M word...haha. Did you L her back? Also, being an uncle is cool, but we don't wanna be calling you pops...haha. Be careful dispensing the L's!!!

Bernie

[Rambit]

I should say after the L word comes the S word, then the E word and finally the M word, hopefully not to be followed by the D word.

Bernie

[Rambit]

One other thing buddy. Sometimes after the M word the S word becomes a distant memory!

Bernie

[Stockholm 300C]

Watch it. Sometimes the M word is followed by the A word. In extreme cases I know this has been followed by another M word and then the P word. If that happens the S word takes on a whole new meaning.

[Rambit]

Then there's the D word and after that you're a ruined man and have to start all over looking for the L word again, hopefully followed by occasional S word. Then there's the other D word (death). that's the net result of life buddy, so forget about all the L's, M's and all that stuff and concentrate solely on the S word. You'll be much happier and probably live longer with more money!!! Don't forget to wear the P word though!!!

Bernie