Welcome, Trolls!

[DanRealtor]

Dear Trolls,
I would personally like to take this opportunity to welcome the Trolls! Please, post as much as you would like, and stay as long as you like. We know it must be very difficult to find something entertaining to do (like drive or race or modify) when you have such wonderful automotive machinery to, um, not drive or race or modify. So to all of you nice, well mannered (your parents, or legal guardians, or parole officers, or CO's must be so proud!) wonderful human beings: Welcome! I am glad you found a healthy way to vent your feelings of inadequacy. Please stay a bit longer, and post some more eloquent, thought provoking, and dare I say, insightful commentaries. For every moment you spend here, there may just be one less crack baby born, and/or one more real person who makes it home alive this holiday season without being rear ended or killed in a head on collision by one of you wonderful, caring, humble, charismatic, altruistic, compassionate (www.websters.com if you need help with the big words) disengenuous (wish I had a real car) forum posters.

And, oh by the way, if you really do have an automobile (big word for car) that can actually run with one of those fat, overstuffed, overrated Dodge/Chrysler (American Made) alleged automobiles, then you are cordially invited to attend any Friday Night Drag at Firebird Raceway in Phoenix, or the 1/15/06 Private (we'll let you in, really) session at California Speedway. I am sorry to say that, unfortunately we won't be able to wait if you need additional time to sell one of your crack babies to mod your Rice or Wurst mobile.

From the Bottom of my Heart, Welcome!

Now Put Up or Shut Up!

Have a Nice Day!


Dan

[Rambit]

Originally Posted by DanRealtor

Dear Trolls,
I would personally like to take this opportunity to welcome the Trolls! Please, post as much as you would like, and stay as long as you like. We know it must be very difficult to find something entertaining to do (like drive or race or modify) when you have such wonderful automotive machinery to, um, not drive or race or modify. So to all of you nice, well mannered (your parents, or legal guardians, or parole officers, or CO's must be so proud!) wonderful human beings: Welcome! I am glad you found a healthy way to vent your feelings of inadequacy. Please stay a bit longer, and post some more eloquent, thought provoking, and dare I say, insightful commentaries. For every moment you spend here, there may just be one less crack baby born, and/or one more real person who makes it home alive this holiday season without being rear ended or killed in a head on collision by one of you wonderful, caring, humble, charismatic, altruistic, compassionate (www.websters.com if you need help with the big words) disengenuous (wish I had a real car) forum posters.

And, oh by the way, if you really do have an automobile (big word for car) that can actually run with one of those fat, overstuffed, overrated Dodge/Chrysler (American Made) alleged automobiles, then you are cordially invited to attend any Friday Night Drag at Firebird Raceway in Phoenix, or the 1/15/06 Private (we'll let you in, really) session at California Speedway. I am sorry to say that, unfortunately we won't be able to wait if you need additional time to sell one of your crack babies to mod your Rice or Wurst mobile.

From the Bottom of my Heart, Welcome!

Now Put Up or Shut Up!

Have a Nice Day!


Dan

At least they're spairing another forum tonight. At their rate of posting they'll be senior members before morning though. It'll grow old for them shortly.

Rambit

[DanRealtor]

Originally Posted by Rambit

At least they're spairing another forum tonight. At their rate of posting they'll be senior members before morning though. It'll grow old for them shortly.

Rambit

The good news is that I can trace anyone by their IP to their home address, so if they are local I can go kick their asses, if not, I can tell their mommies!

[Rambit]

Originally Posted by DanRealtor

The good news is that I can trace anyone by their IP to their home address, so if they are local I can go kick their asses, if not, I can tell their mommies!

Or cancel their connection period for abuse.

Rambit

[goddardzilla]

It's amazing what they'll get up to when they've got nothing to do after hymn song

[DanRealtor]

Originally Posted by DetroitIron

That's good I like that! Kick some ass seabass!

Did you hear something outside?

It's probably nothing, go to sleep.

[Rambit]

Originally Posted by goddardzilla

It's amazing what they'll get up to when they've got nothing to do after hymn song

Zilla...you thinking what I'm thinking that DetroitIron and Ryan are the straight men here for these clowns? Funny how everyone joins on the same day lately.

Rambit

[Rambit]

Add Jon-A4 to the list...he's creating his first of many threads. Performance Modifications of his mind.

Rambit

[goddardzilla]

I think they all go to school with Heather ........... Kindergarten that is










Zilla

[marnepup]

Man...I catch a cold and am away for a day or so, and end up missing all the fun. Dammit, I love a good mental joust with flaming imbeciles like these...mainly because they are so obviously unarmed!