This is my first post and I hope you all enjoy this after I've had weeks of fun forum surfing (at work)...,
THE TIME CAME, tonight on my way home from work when this geeky idiot driving an Audi TT Quattro 3.2 decides to ride my ass along one of Dubai's infamous lethal desert highways. Now for those of you who don't know about the roads here, its either you're stuck in chock block traffic where only anarchy rules OR you are doing 90 - 100mph speeds along side Ferraris, Porsches, and Range Rovers all whilst dodging third world drivers going 40 in the left two lanes because in their countries
that's the 'slow' lane. I am no stranger to either, i'm from Orange County =).
Ok, so back to this idiot wearing his suit and tie and sunglasses all at dusk... gimme a break, it's Thursday evening which is the start of the weekend here and nobody continues to wear their suit jacket in the car while driving home from work AND this highway only heads to a residential community in the middle of nowhere sand - sadly i live there. Secondly, sunglasses at dusk? Is it an Audi thing? Thirdly, i remembered that the TT is too cramped for the luxury of a jacket hook in the rear of the side pillar (i bet many of you never noticed that we DO indeed have one and that if you hang your jacket there you probably won't be able to see anything else outside our side windows since they're cut so short).
Ok, back to the idiot... I let him pass me as we approach a huge roundabout. We enter the roundabout now with my grill filling up his rearview mirror... then back onto the straight stretch BOOOF, we gun it... the thrust of the SRT8 shocked me and i almost drove straight up over him... luckily I swung to the lane just right of him and what-do-ya know? I pass him entirely in about 3 seconds while simultaneously rotating my head left left left till my 8 o'clock just where about my neck stopped. The look on his face was utterly classic. He had both hands on the steering wheel, face sternly looking forward but with "i'm being eaten" written all over it. That's not all. I managed a gap of about 3 car lengths on him when i remembered a speed camera up ahead, in which I slowed down... Audi TT thinks he's catching up and
FLASH he get's smacked with a fine.
ON a final note in case you Audi TT bone head driver
are reading this... I have double the liter's on you, 175 more horsepower, and a BIGGER shoe size (an I ain't talking about my 20-inch wheels, i'm talking about my Steve Madden loafers on the srt gas pedal). Have a great weekend!
I devoured this Audi TT Quattro...
Nice kill....but nothing surprising about the sort of person who was driving that sort of car, is there?
i was stunntin on 22s and walked him... then the next day some sick guy with a child in the back of his drop top s4 raced me 3 times from a stop to 80 , we both had automatic so the same thing happend every time, i would get a little in front of his hood off the line then just slowley pull untill 40 and i would be goneeeee 
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