I know that my issue wasn't keeping anyone up at night, but, to close the thread, the dipstick was easily fixed. She was due brakes and a few twiddles @ 92k miles. (I rarely put more than 4500 miles/year on her). Our shop was able to drill out the offending top of the dip stick and fit a new one for something around $37. Then on to the brakes, rotors, calipers, oil/filter, etc. She still drives like a new one. Mopar or no car! I'm babbling now but thanks for your help and be well! DD