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Did a trip to Germany and back on saturday (visited a new customer "9ff")
After 635km the car looked like this




greetz mando
 

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you would think flies would have learnt about flying along roads when the sun is out, I wonder how many flies are killed each year on cars ?

You know the last thing to go through a flies mind when it hits your windscreen




















It's bum lol
 

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nice flys.lol.what are those 2 switches underneath your time clock??I dont have those
 

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Ray,

That's the rear wash/wipe, it's a Touring model.

Stef
 

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what!! the switches are in the middle of the dash?couldnt they have at least made a new wiper switch for the touring,cheap or what!
 

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yeah, i hate bugs! last road trip i took w/my truck took forever to get all the bugs off. i had to use a razor blade on the windsheild to get them off!

 

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you would think flies would have learnt about flying along roads when the sun is out, I wonder how many flies are killed each year on cars ?

You know the last thing to go through a flies mind when it hits your windscreen

Last year I had one with a helmet on!!
The BANG sounded like a rock hitting the windscreen but the splash was big and yellow (1 inch!!!) do I need to say that my speed at that moment was 240km/h, the flies on the pictures above hit the car when I was doing speeds between 200-230km/h

greetz mando



















It's bum lol
 

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Do you get the ladies to rub their legs up against the buggy part of the vehicle or use their backsides? Don't they tend to object. Guess you must be from the far side of the pond when you refer to tights as pantyhose.
Cheers John
 

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Ray,

That's the rear wash/wipe, it's a Touring model.

Stef

Judging by the pictures he could have done with some front wash/wipe switches! :p

Crazy, who's got the job of cleaning all that bugs off? You got any kids needing to earn their pocket money, lol.
 

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Did a trip to Germany and back on saturday (visited a new customer "9ff")
After 635km the car looked like this




greetz mando
Stef you must be feeling sick just looking at these pictures with your OCCCD!
 

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I don't know if yo have this product on your side of the "pond" but we have a cleaner called "Krud Kutter" here.

They sell it at "Home Depot" and "Lowes" which I'm also not sure if you have over there.

It works awesome at removing bugs and what not and it's biodegradeable.

I just Googled it and it came up at $15 per gallon.

I spray it on front of the car when washing it and let it set for a few minutes and then use my wash brush and the critters come right off.

I also add it to my wash water so the whole car can benefit.

Try it and let me know.

Greetings from sunny Florida, USA, home of the "love bugs."
 

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Stef needs to come and clean my car,no,really he does,I've got rubber deposits on my rear bumper bottoms and i just cant be arsed.lmao
 

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I'll bet you do, and probably a few hundred miles worth of rubber too!

:biggrin:

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I think you are getting your wire tugged tonight Stef. Just remember that to the dyslexic person piss and sip are pretty much interchangeable.
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I think you were right John, I'd expect no different from Ray. :lick: :lick:

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I dont know what you mean :biggrin:
 

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front bra

As cheap as they are a front bra is worth the investment,especially if you have lots of chrome(even mopar bras are reasonably priced.
 
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