[Redman]

At a joint news conference in Detroit today, DCX announced the development of a completely new vehicle to follow-up the incredible success of the 300C. Produced as a joint project, the DaimlerHummer 300H is expected to re-create the "buzz" generated by its forebearer, and simultaneouly establish a completely new market segment. "We know that the public wants new designs and great embedded value," Chrysler's spokesman said, "and we're only too glad to provide the goods." "Much like the Pacifica, we want to think the unbuildable, and build the unthinkable." Indeed, Chrysler has yet again scooped the competion in the growing North American market for crossover vehicles. GM's Cadillac Division had no comment for this reporter.

 

[MattinNashville]

haha

here we go again

 

[gshug]

haha

here we go again

this guy is smoking CRACK thats why he keeps posting this bullshit i wish someone would do somethig about this

 

[cmego]

LOL! OK, how's about a 300C Microbus? Or a Hemi-Semi?

 

[JonW]

this guy is smoking CRACK thats why he keeps posting this bullshit i wish someone would do somethig about this

Of course it's BS and he's smokin' crack - that's what makes it so funny!

Keep 'em coming Redman - your creative brush and pen are great diversions!

 

[Northern Rider]

At a joint news conference in Detroit today,
DCX announced the development of a completely new
vehicle to follow-up the incredible success of the 300C.
Produced as a joint project, the DaimlerHummer 300H is expected to re-create the "buzz" generated by its forebearer, and simultaneouly establish a completely new market segment. "We know that the public wants new designs and great embedded value," Chrysler's spokesman said, "and we're only too glad to provide the goods." "Much like the Pacifica, we want to think the unbuildable, and build the unthinkable." Indeed, in what was largely an unexpected move, Chrysler has yet again scooped the competion with a new vehicle sure to fulfill the increasing demand for crossover vehicles in the North American market.

A former Chrysler C.E.O. responded to the announcement by saying,

"We are continually faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems. "
Lee Iacocca

When asked about the appropriateness of such a vehicle right now, he replied,

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? "
Lee Iacocca

 

[rogue]

That Escalade front end looks pretty clean on the H2. I'd say that is a pretty instensive mod.

 

[KC300C]

Redman,

I love your "press releases." The first one I read had me fooled until I started reading about the marble and parque flooring options. Keep up the wonderful embellishments. Don't listen to the crumugeon. We love your work.

 

[KC300C]

Redman,

I love your "press releases." The first one I read had me fooled until I started reading about the marble and parque flooring options. Keep up the wonderful embellishments. Don't listen to the crumugeon. We love your work.

 

[HEMEEE]

I enjoy it too...
It's fun to be delirious when the world gets just too serious.

A little dose of light-hearted humor is good for us all. And some need it more than others.

 

[joey]

I think redman's creativity and humor fits Conan O'brien's style.
Maybe redman could get a job working for the Tonight Show

 

[SilverHemi]

Hilarious stuff! (ROFLOL) I just can't believe anyone would take this seriously and get offended.

 

[Rambit]

I enjoy it too...
It's fun to be delirious when the world gets just too serious.

A little dose of light-hearted humor is good for us all. And some need it more than others.

No kidding eh. I'm one of them.

Bernie

 

[colsar]

Nice work! I like the 300C grill on the H3t. Maybe someone should send it to GM!

 

[Rambit]

I don't recall a poll being here before. Sneaky...haha!!!

Bernie

 

[MGD]

Well, coming from a member under the 400 number, I always enjoy those.:arms:

 

[MctSRT]

LOL! OK, how's about a 300C Microbus? Or a Hemi-Semi?

how about a Mini Hemi istead of a Mini Bus

no no no ... 300F <--- forklift


cool work man

 

[axidjw]

the caddy/hummer looks pretty tight, get rid of the side push bars and it would be spot on, i cant imagine how hard it was to get a caddy front end on that hummer but i bet it was a bish!!
I like it!!!!!