[Cdnhemi]

I think we need a new sticky, something similar to Letterman's "Stupid Dog Tricks" and I would like to start it off.
Don't park in a parking lot with those cement barriers unless you measure the height of the car or the cement barrier.
Do not go through a Laser Car Wash with your rear windows open unless:
1. You were in a hurry this morning and didn't have time for a shower or:
2. You wanted to clean the interior of your car with a damp rag which was dry to begin with.
All this within 24 hours.

 

[Cdnhemi]

Sure don't know how this got to buy and sell. Ithought I put it in general discussion. Man I'm having a great day!!!!

 

[mileshoover]

mikeyjohn; howzat? If your thread shows some interest, be happy to stick it for you.

 

[II kings 9:20]

I have never washed a car weekly until now, DON'T PARK UNDER TREES unless your car is black.

 

[DSMLVR]

DON'T PARK UNDER TREES unless your car is black.

I believe that should be " ESPECIALLY if your car IS black".

 

[indyCoder]

I believe that should be " ESPECIALLY if your car IS black".

I second that

 

[indyCoder]

Don't put rims and tint on your car unless you want more attention than you got without the mods.

 

[Billy94Z]

Don't let the dealesrship let someone else test drive the car you are inside signing the papers on and when the guy doing the test drive parks he pulls up to far like a grampa and scrapes up the whole underneath.

 

[II kings 9:20]

Don't fail to remind your wife again not to let the kids play in the garage, found a sticker on the door (easy peel thankyou Jesus).

 

[3SRT4ME]

Junior Mechanics

Don't work on you car while your two year old watches . . . and then turn away from her for half a second while she is standing near your tools.

"Daddy, look I fix car" as she takes a pair of needle nose pliers to the front bumper!

 

[jjs]

Boy, these last couple stories just reinforce and help me further enjoy my decision to never have kids! Bad enough you have to deal with the rest of the world, but to have little vandals in your own home?!? No thanks!!

 

[Cdnhemi]

Boy, these last couple stories just reinforce and help me further enjoy my decision to never have kids! Bad enough you have to deal with the rest of the world, but to have little vandals in your own home?!? No thanks!!

Come on, you'd love them to pieces and besides they are only young once and once they grow up you can present them with the bill plus interest. A win, win situation.

 

[aspendog]

Boy, these last couple stories just reinforce and help me further enjoy my decision to never have kids! Bad enough you have to deal with the rest of the world, but to have little vandals in your own home?!? No thanks!!

WOW! Do you want a baby sitting job?

 

[jjs]

WOW! Do you want a baby sitting job?

Nope, just tie 'em to a tree.

 

[II kings 9:20]

Don't work on you car while your two year old watches . . . and then turn away from her for half a second while she is standing near your tools.

"Daddy, look I fix car" as she takes a pair of needle nose pliers to the front bumper!

Same deal with a stiff wheel brush.

 

[buck]

Kids are great. My wife and I decided that if we had to do it over, we would still have kids but maybe not the same ones. If you are too good to them they stay too long but you also must consider that they will choose your nursing home. I'm betting my wife won't let the grandkids play in the garage when the C is finally parked there. (124 days and still waiting)

 

[indyCoder]

(124 days and still waiting)

It's a car not a kidney transplant. Cancel your order and find the dealer within 50-100 miles of you and pick one up.

 

[buck]

A kidney transplant donor would be easier to find than a dealer within 50 to 100 miles of me who has a fully loaded 300C. Believe me, I have looked.

 

[II kings 9:20]

A kidney transplant donor would be easier to find than a dealer within 50 to 100 miles of me who has a fully loaded 300C. Believe me, I have looked.

Another benefit of having kids, they can give you a kidney if you ever need one . For those who chose to enjoy life without kids, they do have the potential to mess up that precious chunk of metal in the garage (same potential you had when you were a crumb grabber) but the love b/t parents and kids is beyond our human description .

 

[jjs]

but the love b/t parents and kids is beyond our human description .

Maybe beyond your description...my girlfriend (30) and I (40) can't stand them and would rather have the unconditional love of dogs and cats so it doesn't apply to all human description. Thank heaven for vasectomies!!!

Now, to keep this post actually related to 300's...at least I will never fish french fries, pacifiers, cookie crumbs or any other material like that out of the rear seats of my C!! (there...had to keep on topic somehow)!!

To each his/her own.

Peace!