Sure don't know how this got to buy and sell. Ithought I put it in general discussion. Man I'm having a great day!!!!
What not to do with our cars!!!
I think we need a new sticky, something similar to Letterman's "Stupid Dog Tricks" and I would like to start it off.
Don't park in a parking lot with those cement barriers unless you measure the height of the car or the cement barrier.
Do not go through a Laser Car Wash with your rear windows open unless:
1. You were in a hurry this morning and didn't have time for a shower or:
2. You wanted to clean the interior of your car with a damp rag which was dry to begin with.
All this within 24 hours.
Don't park in a parking lot with those cement barriers unless you measure the height of the car or the cement barrier.
Do not go through a Laser Car Wash with your rear windows open unless:
1. You were in a hurry this morning and didn't have time for a shower or:
2. You wanted to clean the interior of your car with a damp rag which was dry to begin with.
All this within 24 hours.
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I second thatDSMLVR said:
Junior Mechanics
Don't work on you car while your two year old watches . . . and then turn away from her for half a second while she is standing near your tools.
"Daddy, look I fix car" as she takes a pair of needle nose pliers to the front bumper!
Don't work on you car while your two year old watches . . . and then turn away from her for half a second while she is standing near your tools.
"Daddy, look I fix car" as she takes a pair of needle nose pliers to the front bumper!
Boy, these last couple stories just reinforce and help me further enjoy my decision to never have kids! Bad enough you have to deal with the rest of the world, but to have little vandals in your own home?!? No thanks!!
Come on, you'd love them to pieces and besides they are only young once and once they grow up you can present them with the bill plus interest. A win, win situation.jjs said:Boy, these last couple stories just reinforce and help me further enjoy my decision to never have kids! Bad enough you have to deal with the rest of the world, but to have little vandals in your own home?!? No thanks!!
WOW! Do you want a baby sitting job?jjs said:Boy, these last couple stories just reinforce and help me further enjoy my decision to never have kids! Bad enough you have to deal with the rest of the world, but to have little vandals in your own home?!? No thanks!!
Nope, just tie 'em to a tree.aspendog said:
Same deal with a stiff wheel brush.300C4ME said:Don't work on you car while your two year old watches . . . and then turn away from her for half a second while she is standing near your tools.
"Daddy, look I fix car" as she takes a pair of needle nose pliers to the front bumper!
Another benefit of having kids, they can give you a kidney if you ever need onebuck said:
. For those who chose to enjoy life without kids, they do have the potential to mess up that precious chunk of metal in the garage (same potential you had when you were a crumb grabber) but the love b/t parents and kids is beyond our human description .
Maybe beyond your description...my girlfriend (30) and I (40) can't stand them and would rather have the unconditional love of dogs and cats so it doesn't apply to all human description. Thank heaven for vasectomies!!!II kings 9:20 said:
Now, to keep this post actually related to 300's...at least I will never fish french fries, pacifiers, cookie crumbs or any other material like that out of the rear seats of my C!! (there...had to keep on topic somehow)!!
To each his/her own.
Peace!
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