Sure don't know how this got to buy and sell. Ithought I put it in general discussion. Man I'm having a great day!!!!
DON'T PARK UNDER TREES unless your car is black.
I second thatDSMLVR said:I believe that should be " ESPECIALLY if your car IS black".
Come on, you'd love them to pieces and besides they are only young once and once they grow up you can present them with the bill plus interest. A win, win situation.jjs said:Boy, these last couple stories just reinforce and help me further enjoy my decision to never have kids! Bad enough you have to deal with the rest of the world, but to have little vandals in your own home?!? No thanks!!
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WOW! Do you want a baby sitting job?jjs said:Boy, these last couple stories just reinforce and help me further enjoy my decision to never have kids! Bad enough you have to deal with the rest of the world, but to have little vandals in your own home?!? No thanks!!
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Nope, just tie 'em to a tree.aspendog said:WOW! Do you want a baby sitting job?
Same deal with a stiff wheel brush.300C4ME said:Don't work on you car while your two year old watches . . . and then turn away from her for half a second while she is standing near your tools.
"Daddy, look I fix car" as she takes a pair of needle nose pliers to the front bumper!![]()
It's a car not a kidney transplant. Cancel your order and find the dealer within 50-100 miles of you and pick one up.buck said:(124 days and still waiting)
Another benefit of having kids, they can give you a kidney if you ever need onebuck said:A kidney transplant donor would be easier to find than a dealer within 50 to 100 miles of me who has a fully loaded 300C. Believe me, I have looked.
Maybe beyond your description...my girlfriend (30) and I (40) can't stand them and would rather have the unconditional love of dogs and cats so it doesn't apply to all human description. Thank heaven for vasectomies!!!II kings 9:20 said:but the love b/t parents and kids is beyond our human description .